Aliens vs Chuck Norris
Posted by LiveFor on June 17, 2009
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The Russian said
Thought the Norris kept aliens as pets? Apparently he uses their acid blood as shaving foam, making his steel-like bristles 'soft' (if that can be legitimately applied to the mighty Chuck!) enough to be removed via inserting his head in a thresher. Boo ya!